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Burn%21
SCORE 270
Movie+Magic
Movie Magic SCORE 27
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+you+could+lease+a+falcon.
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK+BUT+DID+YOU+EVEN+COUNT+THE+WORDS%3F
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+safe+to+look+that+similar+to+iced+cream%26%238230%3B
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
In+other+news+Musk+Corp+just+acquired+Coca+Cola
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Human+101%2C+do+not+touch+the+dinosaurs.
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey+at+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+in+jail+yet%26%238230%3B+right%3F
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
I+am+very+strong+%2Aquack%2A
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+all+good.
It’s all good. SCORE 48
OK+but+have+you+seen+those+n+a+c+h+o+s%3F
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
treat%3F
treat? SCORE 25
I+am+so+sure+you+get+my+point.
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
We%26%238217%3Bre+never+going+to+recover+from+this.
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
the+darkest+time+is+all+the+time.
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Free+toilet+paper+with+purchase+of+this+haunted+house%21
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
No%2C+this+is+patrick
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
A+well+timed+dear+fact.
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden+but+golden
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Extreme+snow+shoveling.
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
They+take+their+drive-thru+tacos+very+seriously.
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing+down+the+riverrrrr.
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Not+gonna+happen%2C+Deb.
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Ah.+Seppuku+it+is%26%238230%3B
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Absolutely+nothing+could%2C+or+will%2C+go+wrong.
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
%2Ahappy+jedi+noises%2A
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Egyptians+are+pokemon+professors
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
Clear+this+up+for+me.
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I+want+to+believe.
I want to believe. SCORE 28
WELL+THEN
WELL THEN SCORE 17
When+verified+twitter+goes+to+war%26%238230%3B
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I+would+eat+them.
I would eat them. SCORE 40
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Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
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