Movie Magic SCORE 27
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
It’s all good. SCORE 48
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
treat? SCORE 25
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I want to believe. SCORE 28
WELL THEN SCORE 17
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I would eat them. SCORE 40