I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Same thing… SCORE 21
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The power of barking SCORE 18
Now kiss… SCORE 115
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Accurate. SCORE 146
The Twortle SCORE 142
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22