Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 44
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 45
*Meows internally* SCORE 54
All real food here. Move along SCORE 28
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 50
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
Nothing worse than hot soda… SCORE 49
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
I didn’t want to live anyway SCORE 35
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
Might be a cat SCORE 28
Just imagine if it was rated-R! SCORE 61
10th level mage SCORE 44
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 34
Trust no one. SCORE 38
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
I’d watch every second SCORE 60
Dino-mite! SCORE 60
You won’t regret it SCORE 26
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
Sustained SCORE 35
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
Habanero style depression SCORE 39