what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
literally any fact SCORE 53
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 36
as you should feel SCORE 41
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 29
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
hot take! SCORE 59
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
he loved his work SCORE 31
neow SCORE 31
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
he might be right SCORE 30
food art SCORE 53
my daily workout SCORE 24
