+ cry. SCORE 118
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Mama no. SCORE 52
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
