
Pretty Serious SCORE 14

Complete defeat SCORE 140

Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -55

Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 111

The rules of karaoke SCORE 79

Having children SCORE 2

Oh God, Please Don’t Kiss Me SCORE 124

That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75

Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104

Finally… SCORE 13

My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89

Then and now SCORE 136

Important SCORE 12

It Was Worth A Try SCORE 87

Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127

Yes, please. SCORE 134

Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196

Truth About Happiness SCORE 111

Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 7

Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16

Why you have a headache SCORE 11

Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149

Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128

When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136

A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9

I feel IT SCORE 7

So smooth SCORE 12

Most American things SCORE 5

Why we are friends SCORE -5

How’s Waldo? SCORE 10

Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12

I’m not a volcano SCORE 59