I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I yawned! SCORE 10
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Run for your life SCORE 218
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
BROFIST SCORE -2
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Truth. SCORE 183