an impossible task SCORE 20
who’s in? SCORE 34
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
definitely a dog SCORE 45
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i have layers SCORE 32
excuse me SCORE 19
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
call the fire department SCORE 4
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
they get huge SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
back to bed! SCORE 19
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
clever SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39