work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
$30 uber SCORE 30
as you should feel SCORE 41
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
at least he listened SCORE 25
neow SCORE 31
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
food art SCORE 53
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
he might be right SCORE 30
pretty much SCORE 29
nap time! SCORE 38
smart shopping SCORE 39
hot take! SCORE 59
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
life insurance payout SCORE 42
