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Geology+is+amazing%21
%2Aopalizes%2A
*opalizes* SCORE 34
The+cats+have+it.
The cats have it. SCORE 30
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 31
Get+it%2C
Get it, SCORE 29
Aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+a+special+boy%26%238230%3B
Aren’t you a special boy… SCORE 31
2020+Family+trips+on+a+budget%21
2020 Family trips on a budget! SCORE 13
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+lupus%26%238230%3B
It’s the lupus… SCORE 21
Seeking+the+calm+in+the+storm.
Seeking the calm in the storm. SCORE 32
Scott+you+ignorant+slut%26%238230%3B
Scott you ignorant slut… SCORE 30
Genetically+encoded+sentences%26%238230%3B
Genetically encoded sentences… SCORE 25
Iceland+does+not+want+to+deal+with+your+financial+decisions.
Iceland does not want to deal with your financial decisions. SCORE 32
Canines%2C+everywhere.
Canines, everywhere. SCORE 28
Shop+small+when+you+are+able.
Shop small when you are able. SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+good+for+office+morale.
It’s good for office morale. SCORE 23
Clearly+the+people+can%26%238217%3Bt+like+you+that+much%2C+Joey.
Clearly the people can’t like you that much, Joey. SCORE 25
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+even+real.
Birds aren’t even real. SCORE 29
%2Afeels+annoyed%2A
*feels annoyed* SCORE 28
I+want+to+believe
I want to believe SCORE 19
Dream+big.
Dream big. SCORE 14
Nine+year+olds+whom+get+it.
Nine year olds whom get it. SCORE 16
It+really+do+snort+like+that.
It really do snort like that. SCORE 25
Kinda+does+it+for+me.
Kinda does it for me. SCORE 15
Elementary%2C+really.
Elementary, really. SCORE 35
Temuera+Morrison%2C+obviously.
Temuera Morrison, obviously. SCORE 26
And+wear+ya+mashk
And wear ya mashk SCORE 23
This+place+is+cat+friendly.
This place is cat friendly. SCORE 27
D%29+All+of+the+above
D) All of the above SCORE 25
You+sit+on+a+throne+of+lies.
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 30
My+eyes+are+tingling%26%238230%3B
My eyes are tingling… SCORE 38
A+foolproof+plan
A foolproof plan SCORE 27
I+will+turn+this+car+around%26%238230%3B
I will turn this car around… SCORE 19
False+alarm%26%238230%3B
False alarm… SCORE 26
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4+hours+into+the+essay+I%26%238217%3Bm+suppose+to+be+writing%26%238230%3B
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Soon%21
Soon! SCORE 132
Awkward%26%238230%3B
Awkward… SCORE 295
Would+not+bang
Would not bang SCORE -8
Cyclops%26%238217%3B+cat.
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
I%26%238217%3Bd+live+here.
I’d live here. SCORE 225
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