The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Grass Fence SCORE 215
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Guys listen… SCORE 170
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Accurate. SCORE 174
40 years later. SCORE 122
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Finally. SCORE 344
China vs Germany SCORE 294
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Every time. SCORE 123
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57
