
The months of the beard. SCORE 91

Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145

Grass Fence SCORE 215

How the internet works. SCORE 181

Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255

One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7

I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10

I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64

Guys listen… SCORE 170

What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191

Rock bottom. SCORE 295

Accurate. SCORE 174

40 years later. SCORE 122

Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112

How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134

Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144

Finally. SCORE 344

China vs Germany SCORE 294

ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0

No. SCORE 88

The gun lamp. SCORE 54

Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137

A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63

Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96

Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257

Every time. SCORE 123

Says Kanye… SCORE -88

Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144

Finally caught it. SCORE 134

World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57