This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
We can do it! SCORE 30
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The more you know. SCORE 36
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
