time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
texagons SCORE 23
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
the council has convened. SCORE 15
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
nature is healing SCORE 29
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
muggle born SCORE 14
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
no SCORE 23
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
a true work of art SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7