everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
space facts on your back SCORE 37
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
texagons SCORE 23
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
no SCORE 23
help, i woke up SCORE 32
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
muggle born SCORE 14
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
