Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Real Ocean Facts! SCORE 9
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Super Mario Bros. in real life SCORE 19
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
POGS SCORE 130
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Helen SCORE 3
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Dear God. SCORE 119
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Lasagna. SCORE 9
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
