
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33

Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20

*gunshots* SCORE 22

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

Waitasecond… SCORE 39

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

You can do this. SCORE 47

You go. SCORE 37

It actually is this SCORE 36

Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

We should buy them all??? SCORE 30

There’s always one… SCORE 29

Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16

Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28