This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 61
place your bets! SCORE 48
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
cozy SCORE 36
oh sweet release SCORE 50
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
rude diet SCORE 36
i feel seen SCORE 31
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
call me dr SCORE 32
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
come to daddy! SCORE 30
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
the original American badass SCORE 88
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
worth every sin SCORE 33
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
everything is south america now SCORE 46
the shape of soup SCORE 44
fan theories SCORE 33
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36