am i a dog? SCORE 18
the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 24
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 3
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
the wedding is off SCORE 23
orange SCORE 28
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23
raised on small bites SCORE 11
choo choo SCORE 15
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
place your bets SCORE 5
fun is the wrong word SCORE 5
still gotta try though SCORE 14
i relate to history SCORE 25
amusing criticism SCORE 5
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
it’s data not data SCORE 19
where’s waldo SCORE 16
this is a joke, right? SCORE 16
it’s a toupee SCORE 7
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 14
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
you’ve been warned SCORE 9
just a touch SCORE 4