Now kiss… SCORE 115
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Trollololo! SCORE 151
At my funeral. SCORE 218
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
2pactopus SCORE 113
Same thing… SCORE 21
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The Twortle SCORE 142
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Accurate. SCORE 287
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
