Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Fatality SCORE 40
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I just became more metal SCORE 34
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Real American hero SCORE 41
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
And cheese SCORE 26
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35