Pizza is my Valentine. SCORE 74
Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! SCORE 342
Born to be grumpy. SCORE 52
Tell me! SCORE 126
I like my men like I like my tea. SCORE 286
Making the best of a broken phone screen. SCORE 201
Louie refused to admit he’d put on a few pounds during the holidays. SCORE 174
Life of Pie. SCORE 119
When snow needs a lesson. SCORE 293
The moment… SCORE 265
Domo-kun toast. SCORE 5
Cat Vader. SCORE 3
Avengers assemble! SCORE 67
You are my favorite proton. SCORE 90
No matter how slow you go… wait what? SCORE 187
Whenever the remote is out of arm’s reach. SCORE 163
Something to be proud of. SCORE 315
My job is: SCORE 137
Actual Advice Mallard on understanding women. SCORE 207
The momzone. SCORE 273
When I’m at my friend’s house and they get in trouble with their parents. SCORE 181
Homosexuality vs. a tattoo. SCORE 395
Downton Abbey Road. SCORE 90
I love that game. SCORE 192
Oh, you want a dislike button? SCORE 199
SAY THAT TO MY FACE! SCORE 204
The power of Morgan Freeman. SCORE 81
It’s important to stay well hydrated. SCORE 202
Not sure if hug or attempted murder. SCORE 182
Pure evil. SCORE 252
I’m from the 90s. SCORE 8
College ruled. SCORE 205
