you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
bad ass SCORE 38
i am this dog SCORE 20
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
too late SCORE 38
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
cats always come first SCORE 27
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
pebble and roll SCORE 65
oh wow SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
