what is this, pants? SCORE 23
everything beagle SCORE 1
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
future track star SCORE 16
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
onward, steed! SCORE 14
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
duck! SCORE 13
yes they are SCORE 7
it’s perfect SCORE 21
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
a very small dog SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
mooooo SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
we dare you SCORE 10
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
cramps SCORE 9
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
is this satire? SCORE 14
