must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
the ultimate human test SCORE 44
amazing grandfather SCORE 62
let’s rage SCORE 18
parents SCORE 37
behind you! SCORE 13
hungry SCORE 4
all the worries SCORE 18
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
one more time SCORE 15
world record SCORE 15
i feel seen SCORE 31
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
forever suspicious of the future SCORE 37
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
doing the lord’s work SCORE 27
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
nap time SCORE 19
just open it SCORE 12
advil in every drawer SCORE 27
take notes, men SCORE 35
spoiled SCORE 17
death is imminent SCORE 14
some words just suck SCORE 8
adult in training SCORE 21
na na na na na na na na na na na na na SCORE 8
they should be proud! SCORE 13
hand off hooman! SCORE 13
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18