Space Unicorn SCORE 8
Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 292
umm… SCORE 13
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
What the devil!? SCORE 152
Just Putin this out there SCORE 143
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 256
How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 149
Super smart. SCORE 18
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 21
Willem Dafoe should be the next Joker SCORE 127
What sex ed should be. SCORE 194
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
The world would be a better place… SCORE 174
Members only. SCORE 8
Tail waggin’ good. SCORE 14
Got my weave did. SCORE 112
Just girly things! SCORE 12
Feminism. SCORE 137
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
Love. SCORE 137
Clever Tabasco Ad SCORE 225
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Close enough… SCORE 12
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
Twins? SCORE 172
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296