Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Every time. SCORE 37
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
+ cry. SCORE 119
Mama no. SCORE 52
We live different lives. SCORE 58
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 46
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Why so sad? SCORE 47
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
