Seven uses of the email signature. SCORE 85
If you make it upstairs, they can’t kill you. SCORE 221
Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
Teach them young. SCORE 11
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
Married women. SCORE 14
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 18
A field guide to procrastinators SCORE 128
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
Accurate. SCORE 170
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
Black Friday. SCORE 146
Kids. SCORE 13
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
500 yards SCORE 209
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
A redshirt and a stormtropper get into a firefight… SCORE 241
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 15
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
Old but gold. SCORE 17
My virtual sins… SCORE 171
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Why one shouldn’t cook in a robe SCORE 10
oh Forrest SCORE 18
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14
