
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 61

Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 41

My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 50

Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50

Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 71

That’s enough hiking for today SCORE 56

me_irl SCORE 50

Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 58

Are you religious? SCORE 67

Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97

I think will be a good idea SCORE 65

I’ll kill you SCORE 106

because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57

Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 129

Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76

If lays made beer SCORE 68

She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 133

Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 63

Waffle House SCORE 84

Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27

Help us… SCORE 47

2005 was a different time SCORE 39

How to properly love a dog SCORE 67

Made me chuckle. SCORE 72

I’m going to have to start doing this at work SCORE 71

Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 72

Too much of a good thing SCORE 86

Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63

Don’t litter! SCORE 112

At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels SCORE 5

An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67

Don’t say you weren’t warned SCORE 54