If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 61
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 41
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 50
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 71
That’s enough hiking for today SCORE 56
me_irl SCORE 50
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 58
Are you religious? SCORE 67
Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
I’ll kill you SCORE 106
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 129
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
If lays made beer SCORE 68
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 133
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 63
Waffle House SCORE 84
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27
Help us… SCORE 47
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
How to properly love a dog SCORE 67
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
I’m going to have to start doing this at work SCORE 71
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 72
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels SCORE 5
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Don’t say you weren’t warned SCORE 54
