whatever it takes SCORE 16
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
til death do us part SCORE 23
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
therapy burn SCORE 29
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
not a high success rate SCORE 25
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
all natural SCORE 22
dreams are fun SCORE 28
the astley paradox SCORE 19
one is never an option SCORE 11
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 28
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
