
You can never be too sure SCORE 3

Cooking With Neil DeGrasse Tyson SCORE 126

Using It Wrong SCORE 171

When mom asks why you have so many tissues in the trash SCORE 7

Something I Learned Watching Supernatural SCORE 2

Why Men Get Jealous SCORE 3

WTF Ted Cruz? SCORE 154

"You don’t have to put on the red light" SCORE 96

The Shape Of Your Body Depends On What You Do SCORE 15

Sugar glider reflexes activated SCORE 145

Uh Oh Spaghetti O's SCORE 118

What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 118

Just let peanut girl be SCORE 14

So Why Isn’t This A Thing? SCORE 157

Adults are such hypocrites SCORE 145

I Know What My Choice is SCORE 4

Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16

Mocking Those Bossy Humans SCORE 120

Elementary School Currency SCORE 4

Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98

I doughnut tan nicely SCORE 115

The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read SCORE 154

I live by a park. Spring has sprung. SCORE 129

Cadaviar SCORE 138

The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146

Young Harrison Ford SCORE 120

Jim from The Office got jacked. SCORE 93

The downfall of dog vision SCORE 6

When you’re on a team, but you have no friends. SCORE 195

Daily Tough Decisions SCORE 11

Why Pokemon is a game for adults SCORE 11

Bees vs. wasps SCORE 114