don’t tell mom SCORE 24
save the baby SCORE 9
the pope SCORE 15
burns so good SCORE 4
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
extra crust SCORE 27
not even mad SCORE 26
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
everything else sucks SCORE 16
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
holy dog SCORE 20
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
go back to c SCORE 25
tongue twister SCORE 19
tiger knee position SCORE 8
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
got it SCORE 19
i’m the joke SCORE 19
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
plus a secret third way SCORE 30
what’s your first wish? SCORE 25
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
loin king SCORE 27
borcester shot SCORE 26
feline spies SCORE 7
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
a promise to myself SCORE 14