
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20

pupils dilate SCORE 45

we are the math problem SCORE 35

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12

true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8

the dishes… again SCORE 27

my voice is the worst SCORE 35

pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32

species and age, please SCORE 40

the hobbit generation SCORE 36

dog bites everything SCORE 23

we have one useful hand SCORE 23

started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27

not your average gastropub SCORE 18

beavers hate water SCORE 35

rats love tiny cars SCORE 40

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26

saying no to things punch card SCORE 42

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23

growing toe beans SCORE 33

all penguins are criminals SCORE 28

snipped it in the butt SCORE 28

at least there are cats SCORE 20

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43

overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20

roger roger SCORE 14