When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
When you see it. SCORE 5
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Germans. SCORE 3
Loud music. SCORE 14
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Loki. SCORE 152
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Claus Enough SCORE 7
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Group projects. SCORE 149
Time. SCORE 133