I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I just became more metal SCORE 33
15, max. SCORE 52
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Real American hero SCORE 41
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
