the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
smells like sadness SCORE 16
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
throw them out SCORE 18
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
medical mystery SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
my next hobby SCORE 13
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
memes cure everything SCORE 10
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
very subtle SCORE 17
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
