Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 45
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
The life of a book. SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 118
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Mama no. SCORE 52
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56