because everything is okay SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a very small dog SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
zero traction SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
one stop american shop SCORE 7
scream therapy SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
scary fish! SCORE 7
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
memorable first customer SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
the urge never really left though SCORE 5
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
every segment on the news SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
