Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 33
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 34
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 2
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
And my axe. SCORE 55
When whales fly… SCORE 30
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
