Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Squid ink pasta has a way of, possessing you… SCORE 21
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 22
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
Perched. SCORE 34
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
No one ever does… SCORE 21
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
The Future is What? SCORE 37
You’re published! SCORE 35
Stick Figures SCORE 25
The bus driver. SCORE 41
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
