One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The power of barking SCORE 18
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Same thing… SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
2pactopus SCORE 113
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Accurate. SCORE 146
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The Twortle SCORE 142
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
