Slow Robot
Passive+bumper+stickers
Challenge+accepted.
Challenge accepted. SCORE 103
Plastic+bad%21
Plastic bad! SCORE 57
expensive+oof
expensive oof SCORE 83
Permanent+snoot+boop
Permanent snoot boop SCORE 85
Be+more+sensitive.
Be more sensitive. SCORE 51
Help%21+I%26%238217%3Bve+flipped+the+car+and+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+get+up%21
Help! I’ve flipped the car and I can’t get up! SCORE 71
Teach+the+good+teach.
Teach the good teach. SCORE 119
2134+now%26%238230%3B
2134 now… SCORE 98
Found+around+my+school.
Found around my school. SCORE 47
Do+your+part%3B+do+what+you+can.
Do your part; do what you can. SCORE 99
King+of+Cartridges.
King of Cartridges. SCORE 123
Sum+sum+summertime.
Sum sum summertime. SCORE 26
Jesus+was+here.
Jesus was here. SCORE 54
Patrick+IRL
Patrick IRL SCORE 65
How+to+do+your+taxes+like+a+grownup.
How to do your taxes like a grownup. SCORE 82
Say+goodbye+to+sister.
Say goodbye to sister. SCORE 134
Grandmother%2C+no.
Grandmother, no. SCORE 36
Plot+twist
Plot twist SCORE 90
A+cement+truck+crashed+near+Winganon%2C+Oklahoma+in+the+1950s+and+the+mixer+was+too+heavy+to+move.+It%26%238217%3Bs+still+there%3B+locals+have+painted+it+to+look+like+an+abandoned+NASA+capsule.
A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It’s still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule. SCORE 95
You+know+nothing%26%238230%3B
You know nothing… SCORE 63
Carry+on%26%238230%3B
Carry on… SCORE 62
Niagara+Falls+on+Canada+day
Niagara Falls on Canada day SCORE 89
This+child%26%238217%3Bs+tombstone+has+the+Batman+Symbol+engraved+on+it+instead+of+any+religious+symbols.
This child’s tombstone has the Batman Symbol engraved on it instead of any religious symbols. SCORE 53
When+alpha+males+collide.
When alpha males collide. SCORE 62
Forgiven%2C+but+not+forgotten.
Forgiven, but not forgotten. SCORE 63
This+is+the+mighty+Crotalaria+Cunninghamii.
This is the mighty Crotalaria Cunninghamii. SCORE 75
Andre%2C+protector+of+the+hall.
Andre, protector of the hall. SCORE 85
Yeah+yeah%26%238230%3B+resume.
Yeah yeah… resume. SCORE 68
Support+each+other.
Support each other. SCORE 137
Those+damn+millennials+are+out+there+livin%26%238217%3B
Those damn millennials are out there livin’ SCORE 90
%2ANot+all+birbs+are+created+equally.
*Not all birbs are created equally. SCORE 51
Can%26%238217%3Bt+dismiss+the+raw+talent+though%26%238230%3B
Can’t dismiss the raw talent though… SCORE 94
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