Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Tetris problems. SCORE 205
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
In case of love. SCORE 120
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
No ink? SCORE 139
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 270
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Askhole. SCORE 101
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
Accurate. SCORE 169
Shield activated! SCORE 107
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -35
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 136
Sad. SCORE 213
I need this. SCORE 174
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 143
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
Talking to dad. SCORE 299
