Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 192
Complete defeat SCORE 139
Happy Birthday, Henry Cavill! Puberty hit him like a truck SCORE 5
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 264
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 126
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
So smooth SCORE 13
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 130
Drawing is hard SCORE 188
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -17
Important SCORE 12
Why we are friends SCORE -5
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Having children SCORE 1
Truth About Happiness SCORE 108
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Most American things SCORE 5
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 15
First world problems SCORE 12
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 105
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Yes, please. SCORE 134
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
