Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
Calm down man! SCORE 126
I would follow her into battle SCORE 10
A box of cats. SCORE 91
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -2
Spongebob SCORE 257
So Delicious SCORE -252
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
Like a boss. SCORE 129
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
‘Murica. SCORE 136
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
The glues. SCORE 136
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
shakespear SCORE 265
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
Get in loser, we’re going shopping! SCORE 154
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
Licked or not licked? SCORE 150
A hero. SCORE 511
Why you should always wear sunscreen. SCORE 118