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What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24

50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47

It’s for your own good SCORE 25

Let’s just be friends SCORE 24

Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31

Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35

Problem solved SCORE 34

Happy little trees SCORE 50

easy money SCORE 29

Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36

Plot twist! SCORE 42

This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39

Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63

Life is a balancing act SCORE 54

Stress relief SCORE 45

Jinkies! SCORE 63

It’s my super power SCORE 44

Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41

She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55

The obvious answer SCORE 26

You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40

While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6

I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46

The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36

The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47

What about Linux? SCORE 45

Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36

I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31

Gotta work to eat SCORE 75

The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5

Good boi summer SCORE 75