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Deep+breaths+ladies%2C+you+deserve+it%21
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 23
Don%26%238217%3Bt+step+on+a+leaf+or+you%26%238217%3Bll+break+your+nephews+neck.
Don’t step on a leaf or you’ll break your nephews neck. SCORE 28
Elephant+shrews+are+more+closely+related+to+elephants+than+they+are+shrews%2C+BTW.
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 26
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
watch+out+for+jiggles%26%238230%3B
watch out for jiggles… SCORE 24
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 24
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 29
Layers+are+important.
Layers are important. SCORE 30
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Wrecked.
Wrecked. SCORE 28
Maybe+he+was+just+too+slow%3F
Maybe he was just too slow? SCORE 24
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 32
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
Really+not+winning+at+much%2C+are+we%3F
Really not winning at much, are we? SCORE 30
That+was+a+close+one
That was a close one SCORE 17
I+fitted.
I fitted. SCORE 27
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 37
Moms+always+clap.
Moms always clap. SCORE 19
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Gyna+baaaad
Gyna baaaad SCORE 22
Onwards%2C+to+battle%21
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 25
You+will+never+win.
You will never win. SCORE 32
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 30
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
C+O+N+T+A+C+T
C O N T A C T SCORE 24
I%26%238217%3Bm+improving+my+best%21
I’m improving my best! SCORE 20
A+god+among+men.
A god among men. SCORE 27
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Stop+being+afraid
Stop being afraid SCORE 203
My+cat+was+not+too+happy+about+the+veterinary+visit+yesterday.
My cat was not too happy about the veterinary visit yesterday. SCORE 58
1%2C+2%2C3%2C4%26%238230%3B.101%2C+102%2C103
1, 2,3,4….101, 102,103 SCORE 118
Blue+cheese+is+DISCUSTING
Blue cheese is DISCUSTING SCORE 78
When+Ur+Water+Is+Too+Spicy%26%238230%3B
When Ur Water Is Too Spicy… SCORE 77
Who+is+this+sign+for%3F
Who is this sign for? SCORE 81
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