
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230

Midnight snack. SCORE 184

Nice parking job… SCORE 180

Poor Pluto. SCORE 262

Distractions. SCORE 194

Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263

The parts of a girl. SCORE 128

Do I know you? SCORE 217

Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305

Home sweet home. SCORE 151

Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279

Words. SCORE 293

Instant speakers. SCORE 164

The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194

Obvious. SCORE 349

Sad car is sad. SCORE 204

Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192

How my cats see me. SCORE 99

Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298

You are the father! SCORE 252

Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127

Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173

Yay! Internet! SCORE 217

…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270

Oh… hei… SCORE 215

Delivering a package. SCORE 233

I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262

No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348

Hipster hospital. SCORE 150

Hipster curse. SCORE 255

I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249

Did someone blink? SCORE 221