I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
I want to do this. SCORE 294
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Because Cute SCORE 16
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Dat cake. SCORE 5
This happens way too often SCORE 11
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Things To do. SCORE 16
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227