You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Same thing… SCORE 21
2pactopus SCORE 113
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The Twortle SCORE 142
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178