Why dogs aren’t bomb technicians. SCORE 179
Whenever a blocked number calls me. SCORE 114
Nope. MINE! SCORE 124
Soy sauce surprise. SCORE 297
True story. SCORE 155
How I feel about swingsets. SCORE 223
Google knows… Nose…? SCORE 8
Happy Easter. SCORE 58
Pew! Pew! Pew! SCORE 82
Still a better love story than Twilight. SCORE 200
You make a compelling point. SCORE 184
The No-Blinking Contest SCORE -2
People who are worse at cooking than you. SCORE 210
Seems legit. SCORE 141
Nice try alligators. SCORE 155
Happy Easter. SCORE 43
Ham and eggs. SCORE 160
Bug Man Good. SCORE 8
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 209
Oh Nose. SCORE 1
This would not surprise me. SCORE 132
Happy easter. SCORE -181
All Bane really wanted SCORE -2
Daniel Radcliffe on Richard Griffiths. SCORE 379
BAT TOUCH SCORE 2
Wanting to go to Paris with your Bffs. SCORE 121
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? SCORE 120
People that don’t like animals. SCORE 223
The Scowling Contest SCORE -1
She’s so jumpy! SCORE 0
If you fall… SCORE 125
Spidey is a Bad Liar SCORE -10
